Isaac: Today I bit a mean boy with my vampire teeth.
Mom: It’s not nice to bite people.
Isaac: Oh, but he kept hitting me and hitting me.
Mom: What was his name?
Isaac: Pretzel-head but my teacher calls him Poo-poo head. Actually, no she calls him Bum-head.
He was probably referring to the teacher he likes to call Mrs. Gravey, who is a very nice lady and would never call anyone those kind of names. Aren’t 4 year olds so, so, so…is there one word that can pin down a 4 year old? I don’t think so.