“To sleep perchance to dream…” something really, really weird.
2.) The strangest dream ever…
This is from a journal entry I wrote on February 19, 2008 in one of my many journals (why do people always give me journals, I have like 10 of them and each of them probably has 10 pages written on and than abandoned for a newer and supposedly more writing inspiring looking paper and cover). Looking back at previous entries, I actually posted this story when I had the dream in 2008, so sorry if this is a rerun to the few of you who read my ramblings.
I had the weirdest dream last night. I'm one of those people who shouldn't watch anything on TV too close to bed time. Last night we watched Star Wars, the Empire Strikes Back. It's been several years since I've seen this one and it was almost suspenseful. After all that time it was still disgusting when Han Solo sliced open that beast they ride on the ice planet, Hoth, then putting Luke inside of it to keep him warm. Couldn't there have been some other way?
The reason that Luke needed rescuing at all is that he ran into a sort of abominable snowman called a Wampa. The Wampa almost finishes him off but is foiled when Luke slices his arm off. Anyway, later on in the movie, Lando Calrissian, Han's supposed friend, seems to be working with Darth Vadar (about this time I was in and out of the room and not paying close attention) and he allows Han Solo to be frozen in carbonite.
On to the dream… I went to bed last night thinking of Lando as a traitor. My dream was a continuation of the movie. Lando turns out to be the Wampa that almost killed Luke. He transforms from Lando to the Wampa when he's ready to attack. While transforming he becomes somewhat vulnerable. It is discovered that if you pull out his tongue while he's transforming, which is the texture of a gummy worm and very stretchy, you can kill him. Well Han ends up pulling out the tongue, but not with out loosing his nose which the Wampa breaks off it being already brittle because of the carbonite freezing.
I'm debating whether to send this to Spielberg as a suggestion for a Special Special Edition for Star Wars Empire Strikes Back or to do the sane thing and pass it strait on to Mr. Freud. What would Lando's mother do?