Flies go to the Opera
Isaac: Look, I have two dead bugs
Mommy: Oh, why don’t you flush them down the toilet? (the 3 boys have an obsession with whirlpools thanks to Pirates of the Caribbean and Myth Busters)
Isaac: No! They’re nice and one sings.
Mommy: But they’re dead.
Isaac: But they’re nice (and slowly walks out of the room with his two new decomposing friends. I wish Reed and Douglas would befriend him a bit more).
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And then my Dad told me he had a mission companion who would catch flies and use a hair from his head to make a fly leash and then keep the fly on a leash as the fly flew around (until the fly strangled itself from pulling on the leash too much). He says the guy turned out to be perfectly normal ... :)