Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit,
And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, I will be brief.
~William Shakespeare, Hamlet
2.) Write five "Incredibly Short Books".
“King Arthur and His Rectangular Table” –by Mordred the Miffed
“The Rabid Squirrel Goes to the Dentist.” (children’s book) –by Sir Nutkin
“The Ballerina with Perfect Toes” -Degas
“The Frog who wore Flip-flops” (children’s book) – by Toe-fu Tad