On the 4th day of December
On the forth day of December my true loves gave to me four snotty tissues in green, yellow, clear, and slime #5.
With the cold season knocking at our door, scratching on our windows and slithering into our vents, some people find it necessary to express their viruses with this gooey new found medium. While at the check out line at Target the little old lady seemed surprised when she realized Isaac was purposely shooting snot out of his nose and then snorting it back up. If she was really paying attention she would have seen that he was actually aiming and re-aiming at things and, fortunately, not hitting his mark. Thankfully, he hasn't learned the technique of making his own compressed air power snot guns (the rhinoblaster), but I'm sure it will not be long until he discovers the "farmer blow."