31 Days of December

School Bus - Cartoon 7

On the first day of December my true loves gave to me one whole beautiful day back in school!

As a result my blood pressure went down, I ate less chocolate, and I found my way to the gym.

On the second day of December my true loves gave to me 2 minutes to go to the bathroom!

This is the safe room, there is a lock, there are magazines, plenty of air freshener, and a book for teaching myself Italian.

On the third day of December my true loves gave to me 3 high pitched screams from only 5 short feet away.

I think they were all in the same key which can add slightly to the pleasure of having ear wax sonically removed from the divine placement of said wax buildup, yikes! I can hear, ouch!

On the forth...to be continued...


Melisa said…
haha! I can't wait to read the rest. You are too funny!

Speaking of funny, my verification word is tankyall. It looks like 'thank ya'll' to me. I need more sleep.
Rachel said…
It's sad, but how true those statements are!
Thanks for the laugh. I needed that today and look forward to the rest of the 31 days.
Welch Mom said…
Oh I have been in the bathroom and locked the door many times only to hear the screams resonating on the other side. Tell them mommy just needs to be her own person for 5 minutes. What mommy is a person?

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