On the first day of December my true loves gave to me one whole beautiful day back in school!
As a result my blood pressure went down, I ate less chocolate, and I found my way to the gym.
On the second day of December my true loves gave to me 2 minutes to go to the bathroom!
This is the safe room, there is a lock, there are magazines, plenty of air freshener, and a book for teaching myself Italian.
On the third day of December my true loves gave to me 3 high pitched screams from only 5 short feet away.
I think they were all in the same key which can add slightly to the pleasure of having ear wax sonically removed from the divine placement of said wax buildup, yikes! I can hear, ouch!
On the forth...to be continued...