Office work

“Hi, this is my desk, and as you can see, I’m really quite busy.  I still haven’t knocked down all of the pictures, taken the pens or scissors from their holder, and this lamp, what in the world is it doing on my desk?  So, anyway, if you don’t mind, I’ve got to get back to work before my mommy comes in and thwarts all of my hard work.”

“Let’s see, where did I put those two paper clips…oh, ya, I swallowed them.  My mommy will find them tomorrow and I’m sure she’ll give them back.”